Minions Toothpaste Dispenser

฿499.00 ฿399.00

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When they outlawed slavery they didn’t fully think it through: who is going to dispense your toothpaste for you? Can you really be expected to squeeze the toothpaste out onto your own toothbrush?! What’s next? Washing your own body in the shower?!! Gross!

Technology has come to the rescue, (again!) with a way to have your toothpaste automatically dispensed without the need to violate the human rights of others.

Minions are little yellow pill-shaped creatures that live to serve evil geniuses like you. They have no human rights. Now you can own your own minion, and have him serve you your toothpaste automatically. Simply insert your toothbrush into his battery-operated mouth, and he will dispense the perfect amount of toothpaste onto your toothbrush, automatically! No more squeezing toothpaste tubes until your fingers are bruised and aching. No more getting your mother to dispense your toothpaste onto your toothbrush for you. Now you have a full-time, electronically obedient minion to do all the hard labour and heavy lifting associated with dispensing toothpaste. Your life has just gotten easier, and more convenient. Why not use the extra free time you have just saved yourself and go out and take over the world?!


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